The Hermitage Museum: Art overload!

Pavilion Room

Everyone warned us: It's too big; you can't see it all. The largest art museum in the world, according to Wikipedia. Well, true as that is, we managed to see a lot of it. My wife, Lynn, and I spent an entire day, with a brief pause between the main buildings (the Winter Palace and the various Hermitages) and the annex, which bears, with more than a whiff of bureaucratic understatement, the pedestrian name of General Staff Building. While we skipped a couple of whole sections (the collection includes vast amounts of coins and medals) we made certain to check off all the main rooms and most of the (few) quiet corners on the guide/floor plan.

Jupiter

We were not rushing, either, like some folks we observed, who pushed through the crowd, raised a cell phone momentarily and then sped off, not bothering to look around.

The Throne Room

That practice was bad enough with a single, self-contained work of art like the Jupiter, above, but I saw it happen, too, when the "subject" was an entire room. For example, the Throne Room with its crimson velvet walls and gold-encrusted detailing!

Winter Palace, viewed from across the Neva River

And so we spent an exhausting day of artistic overload. And the question becomes one of how to convey even a portion of that in this report. Obviously, I had to be selective. Trying not to be tedious. What I have chosen to share is blatantly subjective and not encyclopedic. After all, you can take a virtual tour of the entire collection on the Hermitage website. I will go lightly on the descriptions, too, except where I feel my idiosyncratic choices bear explanation.

Landscape/Rest on the Flight to Egypt, Claude Lorain

We tried to admire individual paintings.

But it was challenging, what with the salon style hanging...

Danae, Rembrandt

as well as the crowds.

The Rembrandt Room was probably the single busiest gallery. A wee bit frustrating. But imagine it: there is a whole room full of Rembrandts!

Roman Charity, Peter Paul Rubens

And Rubens! After viewing all the paintings in this grand gallery--all Rubenses--we found yet another whole gallery devoted to Rubens. And those were the real McCoys. After that came the room full of "school of" Rubenses.

And when you got tired of looking at paintings or sculptures...

...there were always the walls themselves to admire. (This is not wallpaper.)

Not to mention entire rooms. Here we have the Gold Drawing Room. (And that doesn't mean gold paint.) If you look closely you will see that there is a painting in this photo, but I didn't notice anyone looking at it. In fact, the entire museum had something of a split personality.

Crucifixion

Parts of it clearly looked like an art museum (you know, like the Louvre, for example), but other parts were far more reminiscent of--well, they actually were in fact--a palace (on the order of Versailles, e.g.). In Paris you had to go to both of those places to get the full effect. Here you could be overwhelmed by all of it at once.

This is a fireplace!

One of the most popular rooms was the Boudoir of Empress Maria Alexandrovna, the wife of Czar Alexander II.

The Grand Church of the Czars is a study in characteristically Rococo excess. This is the view of the apse from the rail in the center of the room, which looks deceptively vacant (because you can't go past the rail.)

But turn around and you get a sense of the crowd.

One of the crown jewels of the collection is the Peacock Clock, with its three life-size, gold, mechanical peacocks. They're in a big glass enclosure and they move, but what struck me most was the people crowded around this video monitor instead of the real thing. Some of them are videotaping the video. (I kid you not!)

Hall of Portraits

Wall of portraits

It was a treat to round a dusty corner in an otherwise utilitarian stairwell and to find this exquisite sculpture idling in a corner. Ancient precursor to the frisbee, it seemed to us.

Or simply to stand in a grand hall and look straight up for a change of perspective.

Sorry! I couldn't help myself. Heading down to the basement to look at the Siberian galleries, we had to pass through the gift shop...

and a room of medieval armor...

and what we dubbed the Hall of Packing Crates.

Remnants of a Cape

As spectacular as the rest of the museum was, we particularly enjoyed the Siberian Antiquities, which, being in the basement, looked like any other museum as opposed to a palace.

This tiny wooden deer finial from a 5th-4th century barrow put me in mind of Middle Earth, as did a number of other Siberian artifacts.

How remarkably well-preserved is this 2,300-year-old felt swan, one of three dug from another burial barrow!

Finally, before we leave the Winter Palace for the General Staff Building, I want to introduce you to the most impressive single artifact I found in the Hermitage. No, it's not a Rembrandt or a velvet and gilt Boudoir, peerless as those things are. It's this 4th century B.C. Siberian pile carpet. "The earliest surviving pile carpet in the world,"

Siberian pile carpet detail

The beautiful design is one thing. But the craftsmanship...: It is woven with 3600 "double symmetrical Turkish knots" per square decimeter (tenth of a meter, or about 3 square inches if my calculations are correct.) The total number of knots in the carpet is 1,125,000 with a pile height of no more than 2mm. This was mind blowing.

So, we'd been inside for over 4 hours at this point with no more sustenance than illicit granola bars. We had seen the view above from one of the windows facing the plaza in front of the Winter Palace. Time to go out and see what's up with that. (The General Staff Building is across the plaza, too.)

Lo and behold, we witnessed a display of Soviet arms and armaments and troops in WWII era uniforms.

It turned out that, coincidentally, we had shown up on the day of the 75th anniversary of Hitler's invasion of Russia. It felt spooky to us, but Russian and even Chinese tourists lined up to pose with "Soviet" soldiers.

It was disorienting as well as spooky to see Soviet tanks sharing the plaza...

with Rococo carriages from the period of Czar Alexander and Peter the Great. This is Putin's Russia, it seems.

Before we head back inside the General Staff Building for a much briefer (I promise) look at the collection of Modern art, two contrasting elements on the exteriors of the two buildings. Here, above, is "The Artist," just one of about a million larger-than-life-size statues on the Winter Palace and Hermitages.

And outside the General Staff Building, the far more martial, vacant armor motif that is repeated over and over, which reminded me of the Hapsburg's Schonbrunn Palace Statues of the Guardians in Vienna. All in the family, no?

As you can clearly see from this shot of one of the several atriums, the General Staff Building is quite different from the main Hermitage Museums. It is spare, spacious and largely vacant. If you look closely you will see that there is in fact one (large) painting in this enormous space.

Most of the galleries, while smaller, are equally spare and utilitarian. Kind of like many other art galleries. One similarity to the main Hermitage galleries across the plaza. Here as there you can find entire rooms devoted to one artist. These are by André Derain. There are rooms for Picasso, Bonnard, Kandinsky, and many others.

The Red Room (Harmony in Red), Henri Matisse

Matisse, for another example. There is so much space in this building that some paintings get an entire wall. (There are also empty rooms. More art to be installed.)

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My favorite display in this building was a small gallery called a "cabinet" where glass cases held artists' books. In this case, several artists: Braque, Chagall, Matisse, Miró, and Moore (news to me that Henry Moore made books unrelated to sheep.)

Manet designed this lovely, simple book plate for Edgar Allen Poe.

Okay, we're done. If you're still with me, bless you. Your reward is Blue Landscape by Paul Cézanne.